majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

(via l3ucky)

Meet the Blogger

Taken from bass-slayer-91

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers (if you wish).

URL: zombie_hip_hop

Name: Brianna

Nickname: So many. Bri, Bri-Bri, Briddle (kinda like how you say Weedle), B, BB, Hey You, Kitten, KitKit. 

Birthday: December 20th

Gender: Female

Sexuality: I am 24 and I am still figuring this out. I’d say gay but I do occasionally find men attractive so bi. But its mostly women so usually I go with bi with more gay tendencies.

Height: 5’1” :|

Time Zone: EST

Current time and date: August 26 2014, 10:24am

Average hours of sleep: Six on good day. 10 if I’m sick or something.

The last thing I Googled was: Ace Attorney wikia

My most used phrase(s): “Fuck…” “SHIT!” “bb~” “Lady please.” “RUF (said like roof… my cat’s name is Rufno. Looong story….). NO.” “Kit, get!”

First word that comes to mind: Shithog. Yes, its a word.

Last thing said to a family member: “Okay…”

One place that makes me happy and why: Malls. The Lewiston Mall is basically dead but I love it because how quiet it is. The Auburn Mall is still quiet but at least has a little more going on. And the Maine Mall is my jam. A lot to see sometimes, better variety of shops, lots of food, people watching…. Its nice.

How many blankets I sleep under: Summer I just have a comforter for my feet. In the winter I have the comforter and five fleece. And sometimes I sleep with a hoodie on as well.

Favorite beverage(s): Caffeine

The last movie I watched in the cinema: Captain America: The Winter Soldier 

Three things I can’t live without: My computer, my cell, and my pets.

Something I plan on learning: Managing a store assuming I get the job.

A piece of advice for all my followers: Everyone has flaws. You do. Your crush does. Your favorite actor/singer/writer/character. Its our flaws and imperfections that, as humans, makes us perfect. (Oh god that was way cornier typed out than it was in my head.)

anna-of-the-southern-isles:

Elsa comes out of her room after years of isolation for…ramen?

Do you wanna eat some ramen~?

(Source: theladyelsa, via ruinedchildhood)

sir-hathaway:

penis-hilton:

i watched this about 47 times

These two are going places.

(Source: jeans-left-buttock, via bass-slayer-91)

bass-slayer-91:

distant-glory:

themightyberkian:

minamarrrina:

True story my therapist told me it is 100% natural and healthy to have attachments to fictional characters, especially strong hero types because they may have flaws but in the end they always save the day and some people just need that constant positive force in their life.

You don’t understand how perfect this is.

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

(via bass-slayer-91)

frozenoverblackballoon:

weowned8000saladplates:

musingsfrommymessymind:

Anna and Elsa X

SHE EVEN HAS ANNA’S SMILE FROM THE MOVIE. Ugh so gorgeous!!

That might be Anna’s wedding dress!

frozenoverblackballoon:

weowned8000saladplates:

musingsfrommymessymind:

Anna and Elsa X

SHE EVEN HAS ANNA’S SMILE FROM THE MOVIE. Ugh so gorgeous!!

That might be Anna’s wedding dress!

(via bass-slayer-91)

mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

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pussy-sista:

The only picture that exists from my childhood

pussy-sista:

The only picture that exists from my childhood

(Source: reflexes, via ruinedchildhood)

catasters:

"Trust Me, I’m an Engineer…"

catasters:

"Trust Me, I’m an Engineer…"

(via l3ucky)

prozdvoices:

Watch as I, a 23 year old man, suck in helium for the first time and react with the glee of a 5 year old.  And I do some voices too.

Voices in the video: Meowth, Miles Edgeworth, Goofy, and Professor Layton.

(via bass-slayer-91)

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

(Source: bunnyfood, via ruinedchildhood)